Ever have one of those moments that leaves you thinking, “Um, what the heck was that all about?” Yep, I had one this morning and thought I’d share it with you. Enjoy!
Me: (quietly finishing up with the million questions the debit card machine asks)
Random Dude: (places his basket full of massive jars of protein powder and other gym dude food on the checkout counter)
Cashier: Time to restock, huh?
Random Dude: Yeah, I ran out of everything all at once.
Cashier: Yeah, that usually happens. It’s like everyone who came through my line either wound up pregnant or their car broke down.
Me & Random Dude look at each other with a look that says, “Um, what?! No, those two things are not alike. Not at all. Not even a little bit.”
Cashier: (continues down the pregnant/car broke down paradigm path of craziness with a diatribe that makes absolutely no sense)
Me: Hmm… well, let’s hope my car breaks down ’cause I can deal with that a lot better than getting pregnant!
Random Dude breaks out in a fit of laughter as I walk away.