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Monthly Archives: October 2015

It Wasn’t My Fault

29 Thursday Oct 2015

Posted by aprilsopczak in Poetry

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children's poetry, kid's poem, poem, poetry

Here’s a fun little poem I wrote to amuse my kid!

It wasn’t my fault

Mrs. Wong
Went on and on
The stupid clock
Wouldn’t tock
The class was everlasting

Jimmy Lee
Had to pee
He took the pass
Left the class
And so I was stuck waiting

I plugged my nose
And curled my toes
Tried not to breathe
To stop the sneeze
But it just kept on coming

No tissue near
My biggest fear
Came to pass
In that long class
I blew a huge snot bubble

More sneezes blew
The bubble grew
Until it popped
On my desk top
And then my problem doubled

I know it’s wrong
When poor Mrs. Wong
Found snot all over her shoe
I LOL’ed! What would you do?
But now I am in trouble

Please, Principal
Be my pal
And just forgive
The wrong I did
I’m sure that you are seeing

I couldn’t stop
That bubble pop
I didn’t mean
To cause a scene
I’m sure you are agreeing

It just wasn’t my fault

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